Just putting the bins out and the work man fixing next doors drains asked me to show him my t*ts...
What would he have done if I had? (Thanked me politely?)
And what response was he expecting?
He was lucky I didnt kick the ladder from under him!
But what witty response can I use next time, that wont get me either hit or locked up?
2006-11-17 02:04:49 · 36 answers · asked by Ah! 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
reply: "Why, because you showed me your builder's bum?"
2006-11-22 23:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I know, those stupid comments from builders and random strangers really piss me off. I nipped out of work to get some lunch the other day and some builders across the road shouted "Fancy a shag?" I mean, what would they have done if I said "Yeah OK, lets go" what did they actually think Iowas going to say? I can't be bothered with witty remarks, I just ignore and carry on walking!!!!
2006-11-17 02:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't bother with a witty response. Like missingora said, contact his employer and tell them what happened. If he's self employed, consider contacting the police and filing a report (depending upon the laws where you live). The guy may just be scum, but he could also be a rapist.
2006-11-22 06:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by Rose D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ignore stupid people like that. That line only works during Mardi Gras in New Orleans to get people to throw you beads.
If you dont want to just ignore someone like that, tell them drop their pants first, then you will show your boobs. Most of the time, guys wont, especially if they are old fa$ts like this guys seems to be.
2006-11-17 02:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by George C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have been tempted to kick the ladder too! or to say,
"fall down, and break your neck first" But lets not get too violent XD
Just ignore stupid guys, like they're made out of air. most people don't have enough "ego" to say something else.
2006-11-17 02:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had got 'em out he'd probably have fallen and saved you the blame/hassle of kicking the ladder out from under him. Try replying with "I'll get 'em out if you put your a*se away!"
2006-11-17 02:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by Sinead G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had shown him your t**ts,it common sense that the next time it would have been wanting to see more,laugh it off think you will find he don't like been the butt of a joke
2006-11-17 02:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by barnowl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never get those kind of requests. Most women aren't going to respond that favorably. Maybe you should have told him to go out and get a "Girls Gone Wild" video. Don't do anything violent though. You shouldn't go to jail because of someone else's stupidity.
2006-11-17 02:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He just wants attention. And a bad reaction, that is so immature, probably got a bigger thrill from seeing you look horrified then from the actual show itself. i think you should play along or something.
2006-11-17 02:16:32 · answer #9 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to show you his C*ck first and then say , no good cant see it from here.
I am constantly impressed by the spophisticated humour shown by the british craftsman,
2006-11-17 02:12:09 · answer #10 · answered by greydays 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get em out ...wiv a bit of luck he will fall off the ladder wiv the shock and wake up surounded by people laffing at him...have the upper hand...meterphorically speaking at least...go girl!!!!
2006-11-17 02:15:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋