Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my doberman Spike. He
won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking doberman he has
ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman
couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
See Men just dont listen !
2006-11-17 01:53:25 · 17 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL sooo true!!!
2006-11-17 01:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. It just proves what women have known all along - men just don't listen.
2006-11-17 10:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor repairman. A lesson to all.
Good one.
2006-11-19 17:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by OO7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah thats a goodun , not heard that one before !
2006-11-17 10:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, That's funneh! <3 Yay for teh Funneh!
2006-11-17 10:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats hilarious great parrot
2006-11-17 10:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To all that have read it before, did you laugh the first time you read it? I sure did.
2006-11-17 10:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by Peter B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-11-17 09:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by i have no idea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made me smile that is a really good joke
10/10
2006-11-17 10:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye get him spike ha ha ha good one
2006-11-17 10:01:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny---but really evil of her
2006-11-17 10:40:46 · answer #11 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋