Is there a funnier mother in law joke than this?

Question

"When I arrived at her house, my mother in law was being attacked by a gang of around six yobs. One of the neighbours shouted 'For goodness sake aren't you going to help?' I said, nope six should be enough!"

Answer 1

A man took his dog to the vet and asked the vet to cut off his tail.The vet wanted to know why.
"Because," said the man,"My mother in law is arriving tomorrow,and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."

A lawyer cabled his client overseas:"Your mother in law passed away in her sleep.Shall we order burial,enbalming or cremation?"
The reply came back:"Take no chances-order all three."

Answer 2

Hmmph the joke needs to be longer maybe and written so everyone can understand the slang, I understand it myself but I think if you wana be a comedian you have to make yourself universal to the masses and very flexible

Answer 3

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
Watching your mother in law back off a cliff in your new car.

Answer 4

What's the definition of rodeo sex?

It's when you are doing your wife from behind, you lean over and whisper into her ear... "Your mom was a better lay." Then try to hang on for 8 seconds!

Answer 5

My mother in law was so mean she used to give me hand-me-down dinners.

Answer 6

Yes, there are some other mother in law jokes, which are good than this one........

Answer 7

My mother in law WAS a joke.

Answer 8

I'm not saying the Mother in Law is fat........but if you slap her bum you can surf on the ripples.

Answer 9

loving the mother in law jokes....if only....

Answer 10

I Call my mother in law THRUSH as she is one irritating C***