At 3am, the manager of the local fisherman's club receives a phone call at home from a man who sounds quite drunk. The man asks the manager, 'What time does the club open?'. The manager says, Noon and he hangs up. An hour later the phone rings again and the same voice asks, 'What time does the club open.
At 6.30 the phone rings and the same voice asks, 'Wenja shay the club opens at?. The manager now quite peeved, yells, i told you before it opnes at noon. And if you don't sober up, you won't be allowed to get in. The slurry drunken voice then says. Ah don't wanna get in, I wanna get out.
A drunken fisherman was seen crawling down some railroad tracks. Asked if there was a problem, he replied, Yeah can you help me off this ladder
2006-11-17 00:12:25 · 17 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As a fisherman I can readily associate with both 'jokes', in fact the first one rings a bell....................
2006-11-17 00:29:04 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that made me laugh, its just what happened to me. i got locked in a pub set off the alam and the manager had to come and let me out. i had fallen asleep on the loo. he found it quite funny and gave me a loads of free beer.
2006-11-17 08:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second better
2006-11-17 08:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by lucidity4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THose are some good ones
2006-11-17 08:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two crackers
2006-11-18 14:32:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a real hard time finding funny jokes that aren't dirty that i can tell to my father-in-law.....he is a fisherman and i know he will find both of those as funny as i do!!!!!!
thank you so much for posting them today!!!!!!
A+++++
2006-11-17 08:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A bit fishy to me.
2006-11-17 08:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny.
2006-11-17 08:19:55 · answer #8 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
second one was ok, first one long with a disappointing ending.
2006-11-17 08:20:17 · answer #9 · answered by Deano 06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is the first paragraph and the second one diffferent jokes?HAHa.really funny.
2006-11-17 08:18:46 · answer #10 · answered by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋