Two friends were talking and one admitted to the other he was worried as he had a green ring round his willy. His friend told him to go to the doctor but he was worried as the doctor was a family friend and might tell his parents.
His mate told him not to be silly and that the doctor was the soul of discetion. How do you know he asked?
A few weeks ago I went to doctor as I had a red ring round my willy, he got some liquid out and wiped it over the ring and it disappeared like magic and he didn't tell anyone.
So he went to the doctor, dropped his trousers ,at which point the he tutted, shook his head and said he could do nothing for him. But you cured my friend when he came in with a red ring!!!
Yes said the doctor, but there is a difference between lipstick and gangrene.
2006-11-16 22:18:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's green and smells of Pork?
Kermits middle finger
2006-11-16 22:24:28 · answer #1 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10 keep them rolling
2006-11-17 00:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Good one
2006-11-16 22:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is gd funny and kep them comming
2006-11-16 23:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-17 00:08:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-16 22:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-11-16 22:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA
2006-11-16 22:43:33 · answer #8 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL....not heard that for a while
2006-11-16 22:23:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good
2006-11-16 22:29:25 · answer #10 · answered by wordykat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋