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Why do you want a spoon ? "The dogs been sick and the babys eaten all the lumps"

2006-11-16 22:07:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

LOL........thats gross but i still had to laugh

2006-11-16 22:13:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mummy Mummy can I lick the bowl out?
No pull the chain like every one else.

Mummy mummy can I wear a bra now that I'm 14?
No John!

2006-11-16 22:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1 0

The first time I heard this it was better.........

it was tramps going into a bar and asking for toothpicks (2 or 3 in a row) then the last one asks for a straw and explains about the puke and the lumps being gone.

2006-11-16 22:14:30 · answer #3 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 1 0

Mummy mummy can I play with Grandma. No you've dug her up 3 times already this week!

2006-11-16 22:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by ANON 4 · 1 0

Babe, thats just wrong, but if you must be so gross, i suggest replacing the spoon with a straw.

2006-11-16 22:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by crazy_kitty 2 · 0 0

"Mummy, mummy, why am I going around in circles?"

"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor"

2006-11-16 22:14:39 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1 0

Nice!

2006-11-16 22:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by mcthepilot 1 · 0 0

Ahh. You could tell that one to Royalty.

2006-11-16 22:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0 0

surely a straw would work better! LOL

2006-11-16 22:14:03 · answer #9 · answered by Keeliewheeliebin 2 · 0 0

No honey, use a straw.

2006-11-16 22:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ewww that is just too sick

2006-11-16 22:13:17 · answer #11 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0 0

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