Helpfull hints?

Question

DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and
hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a
p i s s before the film starts.

RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm saying' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.

DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine?
Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.

SOLDIERS Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Trueprint

DEPRESSED people Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help', simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc.

Answer 1

Viz magazine would be proud!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

save money on expensive car security devices, every time you go to bed or leave your car simply remove the wheels and take them with you.

Answer 4

Cheers mate. That gave me a giggle.

xxB

Answer 5

and other money saving tips from mc donalds

Answer 6

funny

Answer 7

hahahahahaha

Answer 8

ok i will try to do better

Answer 9

thank you they are very helpfull

Answer 10

lol, thanks. I love your helpful hints, and will be putting them into practice very soon!