She goes balistic. You impotent bastard!How could you lie to me all these years? Husband looks her straight in the eye and calmly says: "I'll explain the toy. You explain the kids......(",)
2006-11-16 21:24:08 · 23 answers · asked by rainbow 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
People this is a joke not serious jeez some people have no sense of humour!dont give me an answering to solving this prob
2006-11-16 23:19:39 · update #1
lol
2006-11-16 21:55:22 · answer #1 · answered by Karen T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very weird and they very much deserve each other! She must have liked or even enjoyed his type of love making while he on the other hand is fully aware that some one else is/are fathering their kids. It is inconceivable that the woman cannot tell if she is having the real thing, especially since she is also making it elsewhere. Ridiculous for either to play the aggrieved. After all they have lived this make-belief for more than 20 years. I say carry on!!
2006-11-16 22:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!" They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!" They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
2006-11-16 22:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by keltarr 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The joke is great. Some of the answers from the people who cannot even work out it is a joke are even better.
2006-11-17 01:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by brokeneyebounce 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a minute i thought this was something that happened to you. Only when i read it through i realised it was a joke. Very funny lol
2006-11-16 21:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first i was intrigued by the question...then i fell off my office chair! Much to the amusement of my colleagues!
Great joke!
2006-11-16 21:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Keeliewheeliebin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless! hehe
2006-11-16 21:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by pinky perky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good-2
2006-11-16 21:30:33 · answer #8 · answered by R J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!
2006-11-16 21:50:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2006-11-16 21:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this should be in the jokes section,I liked it
2006-11-16 21:36:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋