On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.
Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style,
"......James Bond."
Then Bond asks: "And you?"
Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"
2006-11-16 21:00:26 · 42 answers · asked by chillgalsnboys 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And the next time,he would just say"J.B."
Hahahahaahahahaaha,,,,,,nice one !!
2006-11-17 05:14:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥addy♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7 on 10
2006-11-16 22:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by whatever 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-11-16 21:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2006-11-16 21:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by JOHN jen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's a 10 for you!
2006-11-16 22:37:29 · answer #5 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bale Cheppavayya...Joku !!! Mana Perulu Inti peru, vantaperu, Devudi tokalu, varaprasadalu anni kalisi James Bonds ne Chittu Chesesai anna maata !!! Ha Ha Ha....Simply Superb !! Undoubtedly 10/10 !
2006-11-18 17:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey chap i already heared this joke but its a good joke try this..
1.Seven naked men standing in a row with erected penis. A lady saw them and asked are you all advertising for a condom? They replayed No. we are advertising for ‘7up’
2.Husband and wife ******* in the room son come and asked what are you doing dad? Dad: I am filling the petrol to your mum. Son: Yesterday uncle fill petrol to mum check mums mileage.
3.Six beauties went in to a swimming pool for bath. Suddenly the all water disappeared why. Because new wisper ultra more water absorbing…
4.What is the similarity between breasts and amusement parks? Both are designed for kids but adults enjoy the most…
5.A boy asked a girl why there is sound when you pass urine. Girl said we don’t have an 8 inch silencer like yours.
6.Girl: mom Raju asked me to climb on the tree. Mom: you fool he wanted to see your panties. Girl: I know but I fooled him, I removed my panty before climbing.
7.Girl in the class takes biscuits from the bra, eats and again hides back in bra. Teacher what are you doing? Sardarji she is dipping biscuit in milk before eating.
8. Friend: Bhagavan ko gussa kab aatha he? Sardarji: Jab koi ladki shadi se phale pregnant ho jaye or uske maa bole “ He Bhagavan ye thumne kya kiya
9.When Titanic was drowing an Italian asks Sardarji how far is land? Sardarji repaid 2 km. Italian jumps in to the sea and asks which direction? Sardarji Down.
10. What is common between: Rama, Gandhi ji, Buddha, Ambedkar, Mahaveer and Jesus? Sardar repalid all were born on “Government Holidays”.
Sorry for the bad jokes but i am damn sure that you will enjoy this .............
2006-11-17 16:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If I could actually read that out loud I could tell the joke to other people. I give it 7/10
2006-11-16 21:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
But what difference does it make when Bond says his name as 'James Bond'
wouldn't the guy still say the whole thing again, but in reverse order?
2006-11-16 22:04:56 · answer #9 · answered by thugster17 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Four and a half...you could still go on a little with the other name.
2006-11-16 21:04:27 · answer #10 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neat, nice, clean, cooooool .....I like it man! Awesome Indian Joke! 10/10!
2006-11-17 17:30:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋