What kind of pistol would Jesus choose if he were here today?
2006-11-16 20:41:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus (if you believe the bible's content) was the best known revolutionary ever. In the three years of his ministry he had so many followers the pharasees and Sadducee's both plotted to kill him and managed to convince the occupying forces to execute him. THEN his followers so refused to believe he was dead they made up stories of his resurrection and people BELIEVED til this day. So.....AK47 the revolutionaries weapon of choice.
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2006-11-16 20:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Water pistol.
2006-11-17 04:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by MUSHMAN 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was a badass who wouldn't take crap from anybody. I'd expect no less than a colt 45 like dirty harry. It'd probably have "holy ghost" engraved on the side of it.
2006-11-17 04:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by Wiseass 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Word of God, it's more than any pistol can do.
2006-11-17 05:00:59 · answer #4 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Colt Peacemaker, what else?
2006-11-17 05:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by weary0918 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think jesus would pack a few bottles of chianti -- just a hunch but i think that would be his preferred wine. its not too light, not too red, not too aged, and perfect with most pizza and pasta
2006-11-17 04:49:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Walther P99. Good enough for Bauer-good enough for the son of God!
2006-11-17 04:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by Thinker 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SuperSoaker filled with holy water!
2006-11-17 04:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by Mustafa 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
777mm Repenter lol
2006-11-17 05:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by Labatt113 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur jesus was as human as u.... no saint, angel, blah blah blah...
2006-11-17 04:50:54 · answer #10 · answered by Ouzian4ever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋