2006-11-16 20:03:22 · 12 answers · asked by Akimbo 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hell is the common grave of mankind, no fire there, so if you were in hell last night what are u still doing here among the living???
2006-11-16 20:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by girlfunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not the fire that scares me...it's all of Kenny G's music playing on an endless loop for all of eternity. Screw the fire-proof jacket. I'd rather burn alive and have ear plugs.
2006-11-17 04:42:53 · answer #2 · answered by Wiseass 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fireproof jackets can only protect you for maybe a minute when having a direct exposure to flame.
cheers
2006-11-17 04:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by Labatt113 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U wore a fire proof jacket!!!
wow good idea...
the fire didn't harm u, right???
why don't u stay there for ever...
2006-11-17 04:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by just curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may joke about it now but believe me you don't really want to go there
Because believe it is hell. Jesus is the way to eternal life.
and that's where we should be going
because who wants to spend all eternity in torment and pain
Jesus loves you and he wants you to be saved and have eternal life
and its not to late but it is up to you
May God bless you and have a great day
2006-11-17 04:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by jan d 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have you ever tried to get the smell of BRIMSTONE out of your goatee? THAT's what hell's REALLY about, my friend!
2006-11-17 04:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by B SIDE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only truth you spoke is that in hell it will be night there.
2006-11-17 04:49:45 · answer #7 · answered by don_steele54 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snickers*
That wasn't hell, sweetheart. That was Hades. The next time you're there, please pay my respects to the Greek God of the Underwold!
2006-11-17 04:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All it ever gave me was a tan!
2006-11-17 04:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its not matter of laugh, once you reach there you will know.
2006-11-17 04:10:10 · answer #10 · answered by relive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋