i asked a question awhile back. why did the chicken cross the road. anyone know why? maybe i put it in the wrong category
2006-11-16 19:57:30 · 14 answers · asked by Jody SweetG 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
answer that and this and 20 is yours
2006-11-16 19:57:52 · update #1
I'm dumfounded on why the feathered beast didn't just stay home to watch direct tv.
2006-11-16 20:01:22 · answer #1 · answered by Ronnie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
every chicken got the bad habit of doing the things the way they like if you observe chicken you find that they change there direction and decision very frequentely. thats why the word came chicken heads.
2006-11-17 04:45:15 · answer #2 · answered by VKS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was going to its daytime job as the fry cook at the steak house.
Anyone like chicken fried steaks?
2006-11-17 05:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May -be its' a hen and she's looking for her chicks..and they crossed the the road and she's worried about them..
2006-11-17 04:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
decause your chicken want to to run a way from you
2006-11-17 04:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because his owner was gonna have him for dinner and was chasing him with a hatchet.
2006-11-17 04:18:21 · answer #6 · answered by Ricky the Kid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because your chicken got curious
2006-11-17 04:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by guRl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side
2006-11-17 04:01:13 · answer #8 · answered by queendebadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it knows you forgot to buy the turkey and it's already thanksgiving!
2006-11-17 04:32:30 · answer #9 · answered by peanut butter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought it was because he had A death wish.
2006-11-17 04:26:37 · answer #10 · answered by Daddy's Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋