can anyoe give me a funny joke?

Question

if yes please include it.

Answer 1

Lol,here's one for u: A puritanical lady rides a cab with her teenage daughter.The gal sees a hooker standing in the street,motioning to passers by.She asks her mum who she is?Her mum draws a blank face and does not reply.The cabbie gets in a fun mood and asks her mum to reply.The gal insists again,and so does the cabbie.Mum still does not answer,so the cabbie says,"lady,she is a hooker;a **** who lives off the money she earns by laying other ppl"The gal is shocked and so is her mum.The gal asks,"then maybe she wud get pregnant also sometime;wat becomes of their poor children??"This time her mum replied,"They grow up to be cabbies !!"

Answer 2

two applicants for a secretarial post were waiting outside of a manager's office. one applicant is an a lady boasting of an impressive resume, ivy league degree and gleaming recommendations. the other one is a pretty gal but with no experience to speak of nor a diploma to show.

The manager came back and announced that it is the clueless gal that got the job. After the manager left the intelligent lady asked the clueless gal what transpired during the interview. "Nothing much," she said "I actually thought I will not get the job especially when I got confused with a question at the applications sheet." The intelligent lady asked which one, and the clueless gal replied "the one with SEX:____... I'm quite unsure so I just wrote SURE"

Answer 3

Okay, so an indian is just driving down the road and notices a hitchhiking woman to the side of the road, so he figures, why not... I'll pull over. So she gets in and after driving for a little while, she shows him a little thigh and says, "do ya like that?" the indian goes, "ya... me like that.." Then she decides to show him a little cleavage and asks, "You liking this?" The indian replies, "Oh yes... i like!" Then the woman asks, "Would you like a ********?" Just then, the indian locks up his brakes and haults to a roaring stop. He kicks her out and yells, "Indian dont want no ******* job!!!"

Answer 4

here are three little jokes for ya.

1.) 2 cows were standing in a pasture and one of the cows says, "MOO" and the other cow says, "that's what I was gonna say."


2.) whats brown and sticky.......... a stick

3.) 2 cupcakes were in an oven and one cupcake says, "man, it's hot in here." and the other cupcake says, "AH, a talking cupcake!"

Answer 5

a couple went to a nude beach with their 5 yrs old son. the boy saw everyone went naked. when he saw a naked women, he asked his mom, "mom, that lady has bigger breast than yours". upset, the wife replied his son, "the bigger the breast, the dumber the woman is". then they walked again. this time, the boy saw a naked man. he asked her mom again, "mom, that man has bigger 'thing' than dad". she answered him, " the bigger the 'thing', the smarter the man is".
after walked for a while, she noticed his husband wasn't with them. then she asked his son to search for his father.
not too long the boy came back and reported to her, "dad is in back there talking with the dumbest woman in the beach, but strange, everytime he saw her, dad become smarter and smarter."

Answer 6

Tommy : mummy, can I lick the bowl? Mummy : No, Tommy you have learn to flush like everyone!

Answer 7

I just laid a Golden egg.. should i throw it at you for insulting me or let it dry and smell like the rotten comment you left me jerk!

Answer 8

what do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, lying in front of a door?

Matt

Answer 9

what kind of a fish makes music?
A TUNA FISH!
wow.

Answer 10

why can't santa and mrs. claus have any children?