The Genie The Genie?

Question

There are 2 golfers on a golf course. 1 pulls out a cigarette and asks his friend for a light. His friend pulls out a 12inch “BIC” lighter. “Wow where did you get such a large BIC?” “Oh, my genie got it for me.” “Your Genie, u have a Genie, Where is it?’ He’s in my golf bag. The friend says, “can I see him?” Yes, sure says the other. The friend look in the bag & out come the genie. The man says to the genie; “I am your master’s best friend. Would you grant me one wish”. So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back into the bag without saying a word. Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker. The man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over. He gets real upset & says. “What is the matter with your genie” Is he hard of hearing? I said a million Bucks not Ducks”.
His friend says to him: “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch BIC?”

Answer 1

Well done.Good 'un.Take a bow

Answer 2

A man walks into a bar with a little guy on his shoulder. The little guy is only a foot tall. The man orders two beers. He starts to sip his, but the little guy jumps off his shoulder, takes a sip of the beer, spits out and says, "You call this beer, my urine is tastier than this." Then the little guy kicks over the glass of beer. The little guy starts running down the bar, kicking over everyone else's drink and insulting them at same time. The bartender asks the man what the hell was going on. "Well," starts the man, "I found a bottle on a beach, opened it and released a genie. He granted me one wish. Stupidly, I said I wanted a twelve inch prick."

Answer 3

Excellent!!!

Answer 4

ha ha

Answer 5

that was a good one

Answer 6

lmao i like this one

Answer 7

That's a question?

Answer 8

hahahaha soooo funny!!!

Answer 9

oh yeah heard it, but good ..