Early to bed & early to rise makes your girlfrienf go out with other guys!!!
One More...
2 sperms 2 each other...
1st: When I am fertilised & go out of here I'll become a doctor...
2nd: I'll be an engineer...
this guy jerks off...
Dejected sperms: he ruind our careers!!!
One more...
A lady goes to a dentist for tooth extraction. She lies on the bed and lifts her skirt.
Doc: I am not a gynaecologist.
Lady: I want to get my hubby's tooth removed!!!
2006-11-16 19:14:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol,here's one for u: A puritanical lady rides a cab with her teenage daughter.The gal sees a hooker standing in the street,motioning to passers by.She asks her mum who she is?Her mum draws a blank face and does not reply.The cabbie gets in a fun mood and asks her mum to reply.The gal insists again,and so does the cabbie.Mum still does not answer,so the cabbie says,"lady,she is a hooker;a slut who lives off the money she earns by laying other ppl"The gal is shocked and so is her mum.The gal asks,"then maybe she wud get pregnant also sometime;wat becomes of their poor children??"This time her mum replied,"They grow up to be cabbies !!"
2006-11-16 20:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by ♥addy♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay ive got 1
theres thriplets in a mother's womb
1st thriplet speaks and says what do u two wanna be when you grow older
2nd one replies and says a swimmer, sonce ive been swimming in here for eight months
the third one speaks and says a footballer, because i have done enough kicking in here
the first one speaks up and says do you know hat i wanna be?
no reply the other two
a karate teacher, beause i swear if that man comes in here again, i will chop him one
okay, jus heard it from a mate and wrote it up.
2006-11-17 06:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 sperms where racing to see who could be a baby first when suddenly one shouted stop it is a bloody Bl0w J0b!!!
2006-11-17 03:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i only liked the 1st one!
2006-11-17 03:23:52 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is hubby tooth
2006-11-17 03:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by WHAT 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
her hubby tooth in there???
2006-11-17 05:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋