IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoner
2006-11-16 18:47:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
This is from the Yahoo user Aquarius
2006-11-16 18:48:43 · update #1
At work, You can leave at the end of the day to go home
In Prision, the end of the day comes, you stay put.
At work, you may have a dirty toilet to deal with.
In prison, you have to pull down your pants in front of bubba and anyone else who wants to see your "Purrtttyy butt" through those bars.
At work, somebody harrasses you , you can go to your boss.
In jail.. somebody want to you to be thier "girlfriend" for the night, the guards dont give a damn.
At work.. you got a dental plan.
In jail. they knock out your teeth so that Bubba will have a easier time of sticking his Big Bubba down your throat to satisfy his cravings.
At work... you buy your own lunch.
In Prison.. Slick, in cell block 3 pays Bubba, in cell block 4, 3 packs of cigarettes to have your company for the night.. and your the dessert.
Id rather stay at work. Enuf said.
2006-11-16 19:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Tenchu 4 · 22⤊ 1⤋
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2016-06-10 23:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by Nicholas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well let me tell you it sure is a hell of a lot worser than what your thinking, Imaging be in a cell with a racist person being double your size, then going to eat 50 racist people double your size, Going out side 100 racist people double your size. Playing games 30 racist nerds triple your size from all the fat. Prison toilet i dont think so, Have your inmate right there staring down at you oh yea you have to keep in mind he is a lot bigger than you hmmm wonder what he could do if he got creative. Family and friends during certain times when they allow them and only a couple of minutes. Work you can visit when you get off for hours. They unlock your doors to let you go outside for a couple of minutes they unlock the doors if your getting raped they unlock the doors if your getting beatup they unlock the doors to mase you. Meal you get is extremely small and usually same thing for days, work you can actually choice what you want to eat and when you get to eat it without someone coming over and fighting you for it. Good behavior on works in the favor of the guards, get you beat up by almost everyone of the other inmates. not unless you want all the rapist, murderers, child molesters, arsonist, wife beaters, criminals, and so many more i think we should have to pay to put them some place because i know i dont want them on my street.
2006-11-16 19:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
In prison, free...it's all in the mind. A prisoner is the freest person in the world. He does not care about what society thinks of him, of whether or not his friends will like him, of whether or not he can pay his bills, of people talking behind his back.
A prisoner in America has it made. He has NOTHING to worry about. He has food, water, shelter, medical care, and clothing; and it's all free. He can piss and **** wherever--what are they going to do, throw him in jail? A prisoner has all his basic needs met such that his mind is free to focus on more important things. Prisons have libraries too. So while he is locked up, he can read and educate himself and get smarter; The prison guard goes home, watches TV, drinks and gets dumber. Sure, the guard may go to college, but only so he can get SMART ENOUGH to do the job, but NOT SMART ENOUGH TO ASK WHY. The prisoner has all the time in the world to read, to learn, to perfect an art. The prison guard has to be at work by a certain time. Infidelity, money problems, stress, and the lack of belonging are common reasons that "free people" commit suicide. "Free" people's minds are so twisted that things that don't matter are enough to push them to take their own life.
Ask a homeless person if he cares about what people say behind his back. Ask a blind person if he cares about behind bald, or about being ugly. So while the prisoner may be restrained, his mind will be free. You may be able to move around, you still have to comply with restrictions imposed on you, be at a certain place at a certain time, follow the rules of society and be an obedient citizen. You "free" people work yourselves into early graves while the Government takes your money to build prisons and they build them in your backyard. Maybe you're not as free as you think.
2014-04-10 15:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In prison you can be anybodys girl friend you don't have a choice
at work,, you get fired for saying you look nice
In prison you have and exercise room full of hunks that pick you for their GF
At work you have to carry your work load and the bosses cousins too,
In prison you get free medical aid for when bubba make an advance
At work you get dirty looks for asking for an advance
IN prison life always looks greener on the outside
At work life always looks greener on the outside
In Prison ya jest better get use to it or grow really big really fast
At work ya just show up with an AK and ya get to met Bubba
2006-11-16 19:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by S h 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have a friend of mine who's son as been in prision most of his life. When he gets out, he tires to find a job, but when you have a criminal record it is very hard to find a job. Life is better outside of the walls of prision.
2006-11-16 18:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only thing that your missing is ... In prison you go to bed alone... in life you might have somebody to cuddle with... In life you can take a piss when ever you want to... In prison you have to ask permission first... In life you can kiss your daughter good night and tuck her in bed... In prison you can only wish that your daughter can forgive you for not being there when she needed you...in prison you can dream about the woman that you love... In real life she is going on with her life and you are the furthest thing on her mind... TRUST ME PRISON LIFE IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE...
2006-11-16 19:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kirk D 3 · 12⤊ 1⤋
AT WORK.. you might get sexually harassed in the cafeteria
IN PRISON.. you WILL get sodomized by your cellmate in the shower
Still think prison isn't so bad?
2006-11-16 18:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Prison, work, or homeless.....hmmm.....hard choice...in prison I can sleep all day, and eat for free but gt treated like sh*t.....at work i get treated like sh*t but can go home nd do what I want....and if I am a bum I cant do anything...in order id rather....work, prison, stupid piece of sh*t bum....
2006-11-16 19:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the forced oral and anal sodomy would make prison somewhat less enjoyable overall.
But that's just me.
2006-11-16 22:12:43 · answer #10 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋