Sad News!
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man
and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crummy day and kneads it.
2006-11-16 17:16:04 · 13 answers · asked by jloren 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha, that's cute! I like it!
2006-11-16 17:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke made me smile. Finally, a funny clean joke! I mean, I love sick jokes as much as the next person, but it's nice to have a break, you know? I will definitely pass this on to my best friend. I love this punny, er, i mean, funny joke!
2006-11-16 17:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever, yes! Very? Well this dough is overdone. I've said all I kneaded to.
2006-11-16 17:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by David A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. I normally don't like puns but I couldn't stop laughing. Thanx!!
2006-11-16 17:32:50 · answer #4 · answered by Steve R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lo!v It was Cute, Neat and clean and undoubtedly funny !!! I liked it and enjoyed it !!!
2006-11-16 17:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice,very funny,will share with my friends
2006-11-16 19:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by paulina83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats pretty funny stuff
2006-11-16 19:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by brielle_92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very cute. LOL
2006-11-16 17:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that you, Julia Child?
2006-11-16 17:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by jyone scotani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! Thats so cute!
(I'm sending it to my friends)
2006-11-16 18:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋