now i lay me down to sleep with a bag of peanuts at my feet,if i die before i wake,ill leave the peanuts for uncle jake
2006-11-16 16:53:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one!
My brother told me this one when I was little.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I parked my car across the street
If I should die, before I wake
I pray that I put on the brake!!!
2006-11-16 17:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'll watch you while you lay, in sleep, with the bag of peanuts at your feet.
If you should die before you awake, I'll take the peanuts, heck with Jake.
2006-11-17 01:12:18 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my sole to keep if I die before I wake I pray the Lord my sole to take.
2006-11-17 01:04:24 · answer #3 · answered by Tennis_Ace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I lay me down to sleep, lots of questions I must keep
If I die before I wake, now, thats my answer, for heavens sake !
2006-11-17 01:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well with a prayer like that you may not get to Heaven but Elephant or Gubber Heaven
2006-11-17 01:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by jyone scotani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally cute!!
2006-11-17 01:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and i did. can i have some too? dry roasted? extra salty?
2006-11-17 01:17:43 · answer #7 · answered by dianahocat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dumb,if you want to hear a better joke you should try asking me.
2006-11-17 01:00:30 · answer #8 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, not bad! You made that?
2006-11-17 01:07:43 · answer #9 · answered by Nkaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of that song....~bed of roses~
2006-11-17 01:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋