A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one
about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man
walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in
single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss,
and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?
" The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " What happened
to her? " !
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. "
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
the dog attacked and killed her also. "
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first
one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "
The man replied "Join the queue."
2006-11-16 16:31:03 · 19 answers · asked by keekee 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz
2006-11-16 22:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by whatever 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Things of real utility are in great demand !! Poor fella couldn't understand this ? Well, his wish will also fulfilled once the poor 200 sufferers get themselves releived of their painful agonies !!! Ha Ha Ha .....Good joke, better presentation and with best Punchline ! I liked it !
2006-11-16 17:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you enjoy making fun of your wives, after you have enjoyed making love to them? Does it make you any happier? Or can't I get a joke? Because they say, jokes are half meant.
2006-11-17 01:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Off course, it's a good one then what's the problem.
2006-11-17 04:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by Sonam Singh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very good one.
2006-11-16 17:24:00 · answer #5 · answered by Meeto 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!!
lol
2006-11-16 16:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too good .Really a kool one.zara hatt kar tha
2006-11-16 22:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by aditi verma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same joke so many times
2006-11-16 17:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by bestof me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-16 21:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2006-11-16 16:39:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋