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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

"Do you need some help?" I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car.

"Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?"

"Hmmm, I dunno," she replied.

"Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

2006-11-16 16:06:23 · 7 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

She was the sister of my friend who had an old pickup truck with the tail gate locked with a chain and padlock. He did this to keep people from stealing stuff from the bed of the truck.

2006-11-16 16:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1 0

Was this person blonde

( no offence to blonde people, but admit some of you are gone in the mind)

2006-11-17 00:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by ascent_against 2 · 1 0

should have drove off with the car she wouldnt have noticed

2006-11-17 00:18:04 · answer #3 · answered by merlin2000666 3 · 1 0

I think I get it.. but it's not funny.

2006-11-17 00:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by No.Use.For.A.Name. 3 · 0 1

that was soooooooo baaaaaaddddddddddddd...... no offense

2006-11-17 00:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by what?! 3 · 0 0

I really dont get this joke if it is one!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-17 00:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

hahaha......!!!

2006-11-17 00:36:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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