Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made
2006-11-16 15:25:58 · 24 answers · asked by zim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's what the sucker gets for trying to tell Chuck Norris stuff like that. Yeah, Chuck.
Hey, don't you think he would make an awesome President. Then he could really kick some @ss.
2006-11-16 15:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-16 23:36:49 · answer #2 · answered by happy g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the chubby guy that sells that piece-of-crap home gym with Christy Brinkley, right?
...of course I know who he used to be. Roundhouse kicks only work in the movies.
You'll get your ash kicked every time you try it.
2006-11-17 03:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by OldCripsWife 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were right. Roundhouse kicks take so long that an "Old Cripple" could block them.
2006-11-16 23:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by Old Cripple 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know why Vin Diesel is better than Chuck Norris?
Because if you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel, you get:
"I end lives"
2006-11-16 23:31:04 · answer #5 · answered by Daniel C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! I love Chuck Norris jokes, but if I ever see him in the distance or whatever I'd barracade myself in my room
2006-11-17 02:14:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! i get it! After he said that Chuck Roundhouse kicked him. tee hee hee <333
2006-11-17 00:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by .:.:far away:.:. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, Chuck Norris is my hero
2006-11-16 23:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by curious cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... yeap, I agree... you're hilarious... LoL... I wonder how would Chuck react if he saw this joke...
2006-11-16 23:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waiting for your best answer.
2006-11-16 23:34:36 · answer #10 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋