IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
2006-11-16 14:34:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO... it's so true and so damn funny... you're a genius... I love it...OMG LoLoLoLoL....
2006-11-16 15:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exellent theory seems like the same thing but been there done that. Work. You get paid Prison You have to hope someone sends money. Work You dress casual Prison you get hella ugly colors. Work Sometimes you get a descent view Prison All you see is Blahhh. Work you can hook up Prison You dont want to hook up. Looking at prison from the outside PRICELESS
2006-11-16 23:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by BigWally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather be at work because I can go home at night and sit in my Lazy-Boy and watch my 56-inch plasma. I can drink a beer and eat Doritos anytime I want. At work, you have the freedom to quit and walk out anytime you want.
In prison, you do what the bulls tell you and you make yourself like it. And you leave when they tell you your time is through-- not until.
2006-11-16 23:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by christopher s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prison but y not stay at home with no job and play on the computer all day
2006-11-16 23:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by Caboose 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are right i wud rather be in jail than at work because you get all those good things for doing something bad and its just not right for all of the people out on the job and working our butts off to keep up with the lazy bums!! they should be doing more work than we are if somebody is in jail and thats FINAL!!!
2006-11-16 23:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by LIL JON 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At work though, you don't risk getting Butt raped. I'd take work anyday. Plus, the uniforms - bright orange isn't a good look on me, personally :o).
2006-11-16 23:22:00 · answer #6 · answered by Haute Chocolate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my word, that's so funny! It certainly puts it in perspective... although one thing you can't forget, is AT WORK people are hygienic =) for the most part anyways.
2006-11-16 23:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IN PRISON... you get raped in the butt hole
AT WORK...they just fantasy about Ur butt hole
2006-11-17 17:59:19 · answer #8 · answered by butter 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be a jailer, for this Ph.D.
2006-11-16 23:21:42 · answer #9 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur avatar is cool..
2006-11-17 18:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by bäwЄŁ Ļoĕ ® 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋