I'd eat a bucket of your **** to see where it came from, or I like that dress , it would look better balled up on my floor.
2006-11-16 14:02:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
do u have a mirror in your pocket??
cuz i can see myself in your pants!!
LOL
2006-11-16 14:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by little_bit_naughty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bond... James Bond! Yeah it's stupid and dumb and a bit outdated... but girls crack up a smile everytime they hear that. I used that twice to break the ice. It didn't get me anywhere at all. Instead of looking like James Bond, girls say I am more of the geeky Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party who used it also as a pick up line. Hahahahaha!!!
2006-11-16 22:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by Trixter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't even a pick-up line... A guy who likes me keep on sending someone to me who tells me how much he likes me... once he sent a little boy who had a pen and a piece of paper to write my # on, I didn't... today, his friend got annoyed that he didn't have guts to approach me and came up to me and asked me if i would go over to him since he's shy... i said no, because he not my type since he had no balls to talk to me... I embarrassed him in front of his 4 friends... so this was the lamest pick up try I've ever encountered... oh, another one... this one guy told me "you're sexy and smell good... I want to smell you when you sweat..." can someone tell me what that means? soooo lame...
2006-11-16 23:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um sumtihng like this did it hurt when u fell from heaven or im about to climb the hills or id like to slice that cake pick up lines are so dumb!
2006-11-16 22:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are your parents retarded? Because you're special.
Are your parents drug dealers? Because you're dope.
Is your father a thief? Because it looks like he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2006-11-16 23:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is your father an astronomer?
Cause he's got me seeing stars hahaha
2006-11-16 22:04:22 · answer #6 · answered by Yume Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your as pretty as a rose cause those are the sweetest stems ive ever seen
2006-11-16 23:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by BigWally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much does a polor bear weigh, enough to break the ice
2006-11-16 22:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ur mom
2006-11-16 22:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by Calvin D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you was your pants with windex cause I can see myself in them.
2006-11-17 00:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by Soph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋