The following are real conversations directory enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at an actual directory enquiry centre.
Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.
Operator : I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?
Caller : Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the B fell off.
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator : Woven? Are you sure?
Caller : Yes. That's what it says on the label - Woven in Scotland.
Caller : I'd like the RSPCA please.
Operator : Where are you calling from ?
Caller : The living room
Caller : The water board please.
Operator : Which department?
Caller : Tap water.
Operator : How are you spelling that?
Caller : With letters.
Caller : I'd like the number for a reverend in Cardiff, please.
Operator : Do you have his name?
Caller : No, but he has a dog named Ben.
Caller : The Union of Shopkeepers and Alligators please.
Operator : You mean the Amalgamated Union of Shopkeepers?
2006-11-16 14:01:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love your lists, btw I'm borrowing one of them for one of my questions, just hope it'd be okay. . .
2006-11-16 18:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! This is Sooooo Funny!!! 10/10 *s A+++ I loved it! The "Woven in Scotland" one really makes you wonder how smart people of the world actually are. Anyhow, I absolutely loved it, very funny!!!
2006-11-16 15:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 15:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That is Sooooo funny!!! 10/10 *s A+++ I cherished it! The "Woven in Scotland" one primarily makes you marvel how smart humans of the world actually are. In the end, I surely cherished it, very humorous!!!
2016-08-09 22:46:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. hilarious! some people can be so stupid without even knowing it! That's like one time at work someone asked me how many pieces of fish comes in a single halibut and chips? =D
2006-11-16 14:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one but they were all good LOL
2006-11-16 16:03:30 · answer #6 · answered by Caboose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good collections.
2006-11-16 15:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That cracked a smile on my face. N-I-C-E
2006-11-16 14:25:44 · answer #8 · answered by bubbamohinz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol hm... people worry me :)
2006-11-16 14:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋