what is the funniest song ???

Question

for you?
yep funni

Answer 1

This is a song that Canadians would like. =) I find it hilarious. And I don't mean to offend anyone by posting it...it's just a song for jokes! =)

Canada's Really Big
By: the arrogant worms

When I look around me,
I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country
Has lost its will to live
The economy is lousy,
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly
'Cause Canada's really big

We're the second largest country
On this planet Earth
And if Russia
Keeps on shrinking
Then soon we'll be first
(as long as we keep Quebec)

The USA has tanks
And Switzerland has banks
They can keep them, thanks
They just don't amount
'Cause when you get down to it
You find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it
It's the size that counts!

Most people
Will tell you
That France is pretty large
But you can put
Fourteen Frances
Into this land of ours
(it'd take a lotta work, it's take a whole lotta work)

We're larger than Malaysia
Almost as big as Asia
We're bigger than Australia
And it's a continent
So big we seldom bother
To go see one another
But we often go to other
Countries for vacation

Our mountains
Are very pointy
Our prairies are not
The rest is
Kinda bumpy
But, man, do we have a lot
(we gotta lot of land, we gotta whole lot of land)

So stand up and be proud
And sing out very loud
We stand out from the crowd 'cause
Canada's really big!

Answer 2

Backwards by Rascal flats

I was sitting on a bar stool
In a barbecue joint in Tennessee
When this old boy walked in
And he sat right down next to me
I could tell he'd been through some hard times
There were tearstains on his old shirt
And he said you wanna know what you get
When you play a country song backwards

You get your house back
You get your dog back
You get your best friend Jack back
You get your truck back
You get your hair back
You get your first and second wife back
Your front porch swing
Your pretty little thing
Your bling bling bling and a diamond ring
Your get your farm with a barn and a boat and the harley
First nite in jail with Charlie
Sounds a little crazy, a little scattered and absurd
That's what you get when you play a country song backwards
Well I never heard it said quite like that
It hit me in the face cause that's where Im at
I almost fell flat out on the floor
He said wait a minute that's not all theres even more

You get your mind back
And your nerves back
Your first heart attack back
You get your pride back
You get your life back
You get your first real love back
You get your big screen tv, dvd and washing machine
You get the phone and the lawn and the bed and the mower
You go back where you don't know her
It sounds a little crazy a little scattered and absurd
But that's what you get
When you play a country song backwards
Oh play that song
Woo!!!

Answer 3

Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road
The Streak
Basketball Jones
The Church Squirrel
Running Bare
Boobsalot

Answer 4

Blake Shelton - Some Beach
Dr. Demento - There Coming To Take Me Away

Answer 5

Mc Donalds!
Mc Donalds!
keeeeentucky fried chicken
and a
PIZZA HUT!!!

Answer 6

I'm a gangster by Josh Tolbin

Answer 7

Never knew the name, but it went something like this.
Hello Mudder!
Hello Fadder!
Here I am at, Camp Canadder!

Answer 8

I have to say The Bricklayer's Song

Answer 9

THAT SONG..UM IT GOES BY THA BEAT OF RIDIN DIRTY..IT GOES TRYN TO CATCH ME WITE AND NERDY..

AND THIS ONE:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG1erpOzoJs

Answer 10

Eat it (by Weird Al )