2006-11-16 13:20:06 · 24 answers · asked by Road Trip 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
ok, its 2:30 am, I'm awake, so why arent you up playing with me?
Uh hello. My food bowl is empty and I hate the taste of your water.
Let me down now or I'm going to bite your nose again.
Ooohhh.. I love your necklace. Can I have it?
Hey, thats my poop. where are you going with it?
No, I dont care that you want to watch tv. Turn it off and play with me or I'm going to keep meowing. Dont bother turning up the volume, it wont work.
2006-11-16 13:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by meowgal83 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mine does speak English, and pretty darn good. She lets me know when she is Hungary, when she wants outside, when she wants back inside. I think she says, what took you so damn long stupid, didn't you know I was Hungary. Or didn't you know it's raining and I have been at this darn door for 30 minutes, therefore I will ignore you the rest of the day.
2006-11-16 14:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by gettyupgo59 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have two cats, one male and one female, each one with a different personality.
My female:
Get out of my light, I'm sunning myself.
This food is not good enough for my sophisticated pallet.
I'm just going to pretend like I want attention, but I will get offended if you pay attention to me.
My male:
Lets play!
I refuse to touch this food. It has been in the refrigerator!
2006-11-16 16:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by Kikyo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat "Slug" does speak English. He lets me know everything in his life weather he is happy or sad, mystified or pissed, sleepy or playful. Example: he is sitting at my feet right now under my chair all comfy, warm and happy. Tells me..Happy Cat. But if he could talk I bet he would say something like "I own you"
2006-11-16 14:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by Steffy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why isnt my food bowl filled at LEAST 10 times a day?
Is this really where I have to sleep?
The dog did what to my kitty bowl?
I demand you to put ME DOWN!
Oh stop talking all baby!
Whatever!
2006-11-16 13:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by Animal_lover 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If your kitty could speak I bet it would be saying how good of a owener you are,cleen out my litter box,feed me,give me water and much more.Maby its saying im hurt.Youll never know.
2006-11-16 13:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by Premo Mom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knowing the personality of my cat, he would probably be saying things I cannot say on here, unless I want to get a "Violation Notice" for use of profanity.
2006-11-16 14:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by innocence faded 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why aren't you feeding me this very moment? Shouldn't you be petting me? Where'd you hide the catnip? Hello! I'm waiting for my dinner! Don't look at the computer, look at me! Tell the fish to stop looking at me like that. Food! Now!
2006-11-16 13:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Empy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let me study French! I am genetically smart, you know! Bring me to Paris and witness the beauty of the Eiffel Tower.
2006-11-16 13:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by ~100% ME~ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If my cat could speak i think he would tell me that i made him get too fat and that he needs to go on a diet. but i cant put him on one because i think he looks really cute fat.
2006-11-16 17:46:00 · answer #10 · answered by kissinyou07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋