THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN.
An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian."
2006-11-16 12:55:45 · 10 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my that is too funny!!!! Been busy passing it on!! Thanks
and keep them coming!!!!
2006-11-17 03:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by Searching for answers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cowboy Lesbian Joke
2016-12-10 16:04:11 · answer #2 · answered by miceli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"WOW GOOD LUCK, but let her go.BY the way I'm tired of hearing about gay's and Lesbo's"
Tired of hearing about gays and lesbos, but you post jokes about lesbians and vist the LGBT section. YOU"RE a joke!
BTW, that's an old joke.
2006-11-17 00:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by Eat At The Y 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bass i put that joke on this weeks ago
2006-11-16 13:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey im a lesbian too
2006-11-16 13:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better jokes but its okay
2006-11-16 12:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's too funny!
2006-11-16 13:04:52 · answer #7 · answered by red.cancer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so slow. that cowboy is physco. lol
2006-11-16 13:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-11-16 13:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by momof3 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats really cute, thanks. That should be a 10
2006-11-16 13:25:19 · answer #10 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋