Best Riddles You Know! - Riddle + Answer Wanted. Thanks?

Question

Hi, im catching up with some friends. I was wanting to throw around some riddles. What are the best ones you know? Please provide me with the answers too, otherwise I probably wont be able to work them out myself! Thanks

Answer 1

if a woman is born in china, grows up in Australia, goes to live in America and dies in New Orleans, what is she?

dead

Answer 2

this ones a story...
A state trooper sees a car puttering along at
22 mph and thinks, This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder! So he
pulls the car over. There are four elderly ladies in the car, wide-eyed
and white as ghosts. The driver says, "Officer, what seems to be the
problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you should know that driving
under the speed limit can be a danger to other drivers." "I was doing the
speed limit exactly - 22 miles an hour!" the old lady says. The
trooper, trying not to laugh, explains to her that 22 is the route number not
the speed limit. The woman grins sheepishly and thanks the officer for
pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, ma'am, are the other
ladies okay? They seem shaken and haven't uttered a peep this whole
time." "Oh, they'll be fine in a minute." The driver says, "we just got
off Route 119."

Here's a riddle:
Bob is in jail,
Joe comes to visit him.
the jailer says that only relatives of the prisoners can visit.
so Bob says ,"Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son." Who is Joe?
Answer? Joe is Bob's son.

Answer 3

there is an threat the respond is attractiveness turn polar bears white: attractiveness and that i visit make you cry: attractiveness could be so beautiful it makes some human beings cry I make adult men might desire to pee: something so pleasing the adult men piss themselves and ladies comb their hair: females prefer to be pleasing so as that they comb their hair I make celebrities seem stupid: genuine attractiveness does make celebrities seem no longer so clever and commonplace human beings appear like celebrities.: attractiveness could make commonplace human beings seem completely outsanding I turn pancakes brown: it makes the pancake seem greater tasty, for this reason the dazzling thing approximately clean looking pancakes and make your champane bubble.: champaign seems greater pleasing while it bubbles in case you sqeeze me, i'm going to pop: attractiveness will pop(be surprised) while u carry directly to it. (eg pleasing issues will respond around you if u are pleasing too) in case you seem at me, you will pop.: youll pop(be surprised) while u seem at attractiveness are you able to wager the riddle? only did

Answer 4

i think this is kinda a story, but its exclusively known in my family, (first ask everyone in a serious manner where is god?, then explain that a teacher in ohio...)a teacher asks her children what is god?, where is he? and most of the kids answer he is everywhere and all around us, and one kid says hes in my bathroom, when the teacher asks why he would say that, the kid answers because every morning my dad always screams "oh god what are you doing in there?!!!"

Answer 5

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i cant think of any, sorry. But check back soon, ill have some then