RULES: copy the line before yours and continue the Good News / Bad News Joke
A group of 20 young people are gathered at a TV studio. One of the show hosts comes in and tells them the news ...
The good news is, out of 1000 applicants, you are going to be singing on "IDOL"
The bad news is, the first week will include Yodelling
The good news is, we have hired some professional Austrian goat hearders to train you.
The bad news is, they won't leave their farms.
The good news is, ...
(your turn)
2006-11-16 12:32:18 · 8 answers · asked by wizebloke 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The good news is, they will let you live in their home and train you for no money.
The bad news is, you will have to milk their goats for four hours a day while practicing your yodelling.
2006-11-16 12:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by Yee Haw 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A group of 20 young people are gathered at a TV studio. One of the show hosts comes in and tells them the news ...
The good news is, out of 1000 applicants, you are going to be singing on "IDOL"
The bad news is, the first week will include Yodelling
The good news is, we have hired some professional Austrian goat herders to train you.
The bad news is, they won't leave their farms.
The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico
the bad news is the insurance is on scooters and that's how you will get to those goat herders
2006-11-16 12:36:17 · answer #2 · answered by lyricalprincess4 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The good news is you'll be flown to their Austrian goat farm to shovel out the barns.
2006-11-16 12:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - that was a real hoot - I loved it - especially with the short sudden clipped one line ending. ROTFALMFAO. But really - if you think about it, that is not "bad news." I would love to know that I would be going to heaven - but not so soon. I have too much unfinished business down here that I need to complete first..
2016-05-21 21:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by Lydia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get to sing with Jessica Simpson
The Bad News.....She'll Sound Like Ashlee Simpson Instead
2006-11-16 12:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bad news is you have to shovel with your hands.
2006-11-16 14:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good
2006-11-16 12:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
their farms are in EMERDALE
2006-11-16 12:36:18 · answer #8 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋