Things To Do When Being Yelled At! have you done any of these?

Question

20. Ask "Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?"
19. Count down from 5, then hit them and run away.
18. Slap them on the head, then explain you were trying to kill the bee in their bonnet.
17. Continually interrupt with "...and this bothers you?"
16. Answer everything with "yes" until they become infuriated, then say "probably not" when they ask if you want your *** kicked.
15. Respond to every insult and accusation with a smile and say "and proud of it!", then inform them that their anger is a response to jealousy.
14. Shake your head sadly and moan "if only you'd used your temper for good instead of yelling at me."
13. Hold your wrist up and insist that they slap it. When they do, claim you've been justly punished and they have no right to continue persecuting you.
12. Look at them strangely, then after a while look surprised and go "oh, you're talking about me!"
11. Look at them, astonished, then exclaim "I want the drugs you're on!"
10. Hug them, explain that you feel enlightened, and thank them for putting you in your place.
09. "I really would love to stay and listen, but my goldfish must be getting hungry by now."
08. Interrupt them and ask "should I be jotting any of these points down, cos.' I've already forgotten everything so far."
07. Make sound of a phone ringing. Pick up an imaginary phone after a few rings. "Uh huh. yes, yes he is. uh, it's for you, it's someone who cares."
06. Look past them as though there's something there which is distracting you. When they turn around to see what it is, hit them on the head with an esky lid. Pretend it fell from a tree, even if there are no trees around.
05. "I hear what you're saying. I see your point of view. I understand exactly what you mean. I simply don't give a ****."
04. Wait for a pause, then inform them that there's a vein sticking out near their right temple.
03. If asked what you have to say for yourself, look them calmly in the eye and say tentatively "show me the money?"
02. Look around and say loudly, "would somebody get the kettle, please!"
01. Say "Yell all you want, I won't remember."

Answer 1

i have done #'s 6,1,11,20,4,,10 *totally freaked him out*, 14, 16 *loads of time used this*, 18 and others I did this when i was more young brave, and naive i thought i could outsmart everyone, but it has given me some good laffs.... thanks for reminding me : )

Answer 2

Lets simply say that it is a usual response and that the husband is performing out in some way of seeking to get via to his spouse as in why are you doing this? Unfortunately, yelling isn't going to aid. The spouse demands to wish to aid herself. Also, the husband will have to step down as an enabler and insist the spouse get cure and comply with through or there's no extra marriage. Many undergo dependancy day-to-day, and it's so tough to observe the ones you're keen on pass via this and you'll scream, yell, pull your hair out till you're blue within the face, the reality stays the identical, the dilemma nonetheless stands, and until an intervention is placed into position and a comply with through then not anything will difference, and think it or now not yelling at that individual will deliver them MORE excuse to move do extra harm. If the individual refuse to get aid then the opposite demands to face their flooring and permit that individual pass on their possess, both the addict will hit rock backside or they'll be given they have got a quandary and comply with search aid. However, if one deliver even ONE inch the opposite WILL take a mile. Hope this has been useful.

Answer 3

Oh man...this is great!!! I wish I would have read this stuff 10 minutes ago when I just pissed someone off. Love the # 7.

Answer 4

I like 8, 5, and 4.
But what i have done before and got smacked for it.. was to really slowly say. shut the **** up.. and be in a position to be able to duck really fast. i am to slow so i don't say it anymore.

but to make that line work. you have to wait until they get reallly wound up and say it.. remember really slow..

Answer 5

My favorite is to say "okay, yep your right, uh huh, yep, yep, you're right" It really pisses my hubby off when I just totally agree with everything he knows I'm being sarcastic.

LOL

Answer 6

Some of these.... Mostly number 1.

Answer 7

I'm definately gonna have to try the hug one if my parents ever get seriously pissed at me.

Answer 8

CANT SAY I HAVE BUT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME SOME GOOD IDEAS FOR THE FUTURE THANK YOU

Answer 9

You made those up, didn't you
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Answer 10

hehe its tru and can be done everyday,,,lol