Depends on whichever one has trained to perfect his techniques, and which one has the best strategy to win in the confrontation.
2006-11-17 11:36:45
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answer #1
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answered by quiksilver8676 5
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Samurai
2006-11-16 13:52:07
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answer #2
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answered by Mariposa 7
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First let me apologise for being late answering these. Hordak and his evil horde had me cornered in a alternate galaxy. I killed them all off and came back to this reality. Now to the questions.
Is this your website www.askaninja.com
No but I love his website. It's very funny and he is quite accurate about us ninjas. He may truely be a real ninja I don't know. I like him he makes me laugh it would be a shame ot have to kill him someday.
Sorry to revisit this, but I gotta know: Who would win in a fight, Bruce Lee or 100,000 ninjas?
No contest ninjas would kill Bruce Lee in a fraction of a second. Bruce Lee made some cool movies but he was a mortal human being. The only thing Bruce Lee may beat a ninja in is a bad acting marathon.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
I was so hungry this one day and this Centaurs said he'd give me a Klondike bar if I started a war. So I morphed into George Bush, Dick Chenny, Collin Powell, and numerous other people and started the Iraq war. Sorry about that but I was hungry!
Is it true that Ninja's are hermaphrodites
Sort of. Ninjas have the ability to choose there sex at any time. It's part of there morphing training. Ninjas don't have to have sex if they don't want to. I will mail you a copy of Ninjas For Dummies.
Why are you a gay alternym?
I am not a alternym or gay! What kind of a question is that. Why I ought to hide in your macaronni and cheese box spring out then crush your throat with my Escrima Sticks!
Who are you?
I am the Super Ninja. The greatest of all ninja. I am like god no one created me I just was always here. I lived in the center of the Earth until life began on the planet. When I first came to the surface I noticed how fun it was to kill things. Since then I have become a more civilized business man. I now kill for money.
How many jellybeans are in this jar?
245
When you throw the throwing stars, After the battle is done, do you run about collecting them up again and wash them under the garden hose????
Unless you are in danger of being killed you pick them up again. Those ninja weapons are expensive. Not only that do you know how hard it is to kill dragons and suck there souls into ninja stars, swords, daggers, numbchucks, etc? It's not easy you know! Besides if you leave them there some Dungeons and Dragons dork takes them and sells them on ebay then I have to chase a whole bunch of people down and kill them, with no profit for it.
Are you expecting puberty sometime soon or have you given up entirely?
I hit puberty a long time ago. When ninjas hit puberity they go mad!! It's not like normal humans that just get horny. We go crazy and go on a killing spree. That whole Napolean slaughtering the whole world it was really a ninja hitting puberty.
Picking a number between 8" and 14", how big is my ****?
It's 4" I can see through time and space and even into your pants so please stop lying. We and all the ninjas know it's 4" and please stop showing it to elementry children.
How the **** are you supposed to contact the ******* board administator when your banned and can't log in?
I won't get banned the administators love me. I killed a bunch of lead singers that got bigger then Stevie Rachelle. So I am beloved now. It's never a bad thing to sweeten up the board aministators.
Picking a number between 1" and 3", how big is DeathCurse's ****?
Even with our incredible powers to see through time space and into alternate realities. We can not see his penis.
2006-11-16 12:19:57
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answer #3
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answered by phuongnamhd 1
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there is really no "fight" between the samurai and ninja, ninja were the bodyguards to the shogun (nobunaga at the times of Midevil Japan) so technically ninja were just stealthy samurai... if there was a fight, many ninja have skills (remember, they can fight dirty) to make it seem the samurai killed himself :)
2006-11-16 12:37:33
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answered by bldswttears 2
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You underestimate the Norse/Viking's intellegience. by utilising all money owed they have been rather extremely clever. Their considerable tactic became the raid and this became performed by utilising use thier greater suitable technologies: the longship. those shallow-drafted boats would desire to be beached incredibly much *everywhere* - they did no longer choose a harbour - and almost *each time*, because of the fact the Norse would desire to navigate the two by utilising day and by utilising nighttime. in spite of the undeniable fact that, the different power became that Vikings (aka Norse raiders) never acted on my own. The raids have been performed in communities of 10-30 men. as quickly as out of their longship, they formed what became called a "shelter wall" (variety of like cutting-edge insurrection police do - in actuality there an episode of "Blood of the Vikings" on the BBC that pitted a team of cutting-edge Norse re-enactors in actual Viking kit against a team a insurrection police - and the Vikings drove the police back!) appropriate to the only time a Norse warrior would combat on my own became against yet another Norseman in a ritual honour duel called a "holmgang". The Norse standard weapons have been the spear and a huge around shelter with an iron rim and midsection boss. This shelter became as plenty a weapon because of the fact the spear (they might %. with the boss, or turn it sideways and slice with the component). The additionally carried swords.
2016-10-15 15:48:55
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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In a face to face encounter, the Samurai, that's what they did.
In other situations, the Ninja would have the advantage do to their stealth training.
Since neither exist, it's a moot point.
2006-11-16 12:32:20
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answer #6
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answered by yupchagee 7
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Ninja! I don't really know, but i think a ninja could pull it off.
2006-11-17 06:18:05
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answer #7
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answered by Chocolat 4
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Ninjas, because they can jump from building to building and throw Kunai so ninjas.
2006-11-17 05:29:19
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answer #8
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answered by Fist of Iron 4
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Depends who trains harder.
2006-11-16 12:19:14
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answered by Phlow 7
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