Three buddies decided to take their wives on a week-long vacation to Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, the men sat around at break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy said, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11' all night, and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"
The second guy said, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack the whole time we were there, and she slaps the bed all night and hollers, 'Hit me light' or 'hit me hard!' and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"
The third guy said, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played the slots the whole time we were there, and I wake up each morning with a sore dic*k and an as*s full of quarters."
2006-11-16 11:39:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
thats hilarious!!! funny........
2006-11-16 11:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by Lauretha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't find it "Too hot & sexual" I'm assuming it's a joke, since it sounds like a joke, and for the safety of the third man I hope it's a joke.
2006-11-16 19:42:32 · answer #2 · answered by matty_69_2002 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny you must be about 15 years ol
2006-11-16 19:56:32 · answer #3 · answered by jac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i thought it was funny the first time i heard it
2006-11-16 19:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by crazylady1193 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very !!!! very funny too-can you tell me other stories?? if so email me at mandymea_100.love@yahoo.com
2006-11-16 19:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by mandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o thats funny... u think about it he shits money
2006-11-16 19:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by one tuff babe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's hillarious!
2006-11-16 19:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it!
2006-11-16 19:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by sugar_n_spice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL LOL LOL LOL.
2006-11-16 19:42:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
teeheehee (:
2006-11-16 19:41:23 · answer #10 · answered by Grá 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋