A priest, a cop, and a nudist walk into a bar...
I had three neighbors fitting this description- LOL- and have been trying to come up with a punchline
2006-11-16 11:31:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and the priest says " gimme a beer , i have had a rough day. the cop says " give me scotch no ice. I had a lousy day" the nudists says "I'll have his ice" upon hearing this the priest and cop look at him in puzzlement. the nudist looks up from what he is doing and says "I've had the sh***iest day imaginable." "oh really?" the cop asks."
did you run down 2 purse snatchers, stop a robbery and get shot at?" The priest says "Did you visit several families that are starving and listen to people's perverted
confessions? tell me my son what did you do that made your day so terrible?" The nudist replied "I went to the zoo and got too close to the elephant's cage.
2006-11-16 11:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by molly 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
... and the bartender goes: "You must be joking!"
... and the bartender goes: "I think I've heard this one before..."
... and start talking about their daily lives. The priest says: "I am a good priest, because every day, I follow the teachings of God and the Bible, so I am very close to God" The cop then says: "I am a good police officer, because I have made dusins of arrests and dodged twice as many bullets". The nudist the says: "I've got both of you beat. Father, you say you're close to God, but I am closer, since I am the way God originaly created Man. Completely nude." He then turns to the cop and says: "And you think you're good? I used to work in the porn industry, so I've probably dodged more shots to the head than you ever will!!" (Yeah, it's kind of dirty, but hey :P)
2006-11-16 12:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by darkskaners 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cop arrests the nudist for indecent exposure and the priest has both the cop and nudist do confessional.
2006-11-16 12:59:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A priest, a cop, and a nudist walk into a bar. The bartender says can you three cheer up my friend here, right away the cop sticks his nightstick up the nudist a$$ and pulls it out and shows it to the priest, the priest declares Holy ****. Want cost u nothing.
2006-11-16 12:01:46 · answer #4 · answered by bigslick60 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
the priest ordered a Bloddy Marry, the Cop a screwdriver, and the Nudist Sex on the beach
2006-11-16 11:38:50 · answer #5 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the nudist says gimme a shot, the cop shoots him, & the priest screams holy sh!t. Sorry, I know it sucks but I couldn't think of anything.
2006-11-16 11:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by antiekdilur 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Haha Molly has the best answer maybe change elephant to something else but still very good
2006-11-16 12:01:46 · answer #7 · answered by icantthink4155 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THE BARTENDER SAYS ' THE D I C K S GOTTA GET COVERED UP . SO THE PRIEST THROWS HIS COAT OVER THE COPS HEAD.
2006-11-16 12:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats too hard. Uhhhhhhh......... the cop kills the nudist.
2006-11-16 12:24:40 · answer #9 · answered by *Nikki* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the bartender says : "I didnt know they were shooting a live episode of Six Feet Under in town !
2006-11-16 12:08:20 · answer #10 · answered by kimmy3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋