Two guys are out golfing one day and one of the guys hits the ball and it goes into a bed of buttercups. He goes to the buttercups and starts swinging like crazy.All of a sudden mother nature appears and says"I worked all spring to get these buttercups beautiful and you ruined them. For the rest of your life you are not allowed to have butter on anything. Not popcorn or baked potatoes nothing." After she laid her judgement on him she disapeared. He yells for his other friend and asks where he is. His friend yells that his ball went into the pussywillows. Guy 1 yells back don't swing whatever you do don't swing
2006-11-16 11:23:33 · 8 answers · asked by Melisa H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i read this out loud to my whole family, now everyone cant stop laughing.
2006-11-16 11:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by Its Josie! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If his buddy started swingin' his ball amongst the pussywillows, his buddy wouldn't be able to enjoy something more than just butter alone. LOL!
2006-11-16 19:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by PinkKitt'n 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie,that is really cute joke,lol.Thank you for sharing.Have a good night.
2006-11-16 20:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by ~♡~Moon Goddess~♡~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-16 20:19:15 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-16 19:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by teresa.edmonds@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha!! good one!!!
2006-11-16 19:52:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do not hurt the pussywillows, please.
2006-11-16 20:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by bigslick60 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL:)
2006-11-16 20:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋