A milkman is making his deliveries and finds a note attached to a customer's door saying, "I need 45 gallons of milk."
He knocks at the door and a beautiful dumb blonde answers it.
"Is this a mistake?" the milkman asks.
"No," she says, "I was watching a talk-show and it said bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac."
"Really?" replies the milkman. "Do you want that pasteurized?"
"No, up to my t*ts will be fine" she says.
2006-11-16 11:07:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not to 'Mike N' - looking at your profile mate - you're the dumb one!!!
2006-11-16 11:17:33 · update #1
I like that one fidgety.Reminds me of one I told as a kid.You made an up an down motion past your eyes as if you were milking a cow and asked what it was .The answer of course was pasteurised milk!
What do you call a tablet that is a combination of aphrodisiac and laxative?
Easy come,easy go.
2006-11-16 12:25:32 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west.
2006-11-16 11:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by carnival queen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A funny, yet clean joke, very clean in a bath of milk.
2006-11-16 11:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by Sprinkle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She said "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest"
2006-11-16 11:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dumb joke.
2006-11-16 11:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
mmmmm
2006-11-16 21:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try telling one that is original
2006-11-16 11:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ROFLMAO
2006-11-16 12:17:13 · answer #8 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL:)
2006-11-16 12:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha................
2006-11-16 11:10:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋