yo momma is so ugly she scared the three blind mice away. Yo mommas so fat someone said lets play around the world and she said alright I just gotta take a few steps.Yo momma is so dumb an orange juice container said concentrate so she looked at it for 2 hours. Yo mommas so dumb she went to take a drivers test and showed up with a bicycle. Yo mommas vagina is so nast they make people eat it on fear factor.
2006-11-16 10:38:10 · 14 answers · asked by Jesus C 1 in Computers & Internet ➔ Software
Unfortunately, they are relatively old. I've heard all of those and it's been a few years since I've heard a yo momma joke.
2006-11-16 10:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mike Oxmahl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dumb, she tells yo momma jokes on the internet in the software category of Yahoo?
Is it hereditary?
2006-11-16 12:13:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so short she could choose to stroll under a mattress with severe heels. yo momma is so previous she lifted up her breast and a pilgrim fell out yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
2016-12-29 03:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by goldie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah there good and funny heres another one and many more!!!!!-Yo momma soo nasty that she puts salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh-Yo momma soo fat that her first period was the red sea-Yo mamma so nasty she made right guard go left-Yo momma so fat shes taller lying down-Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldnt pay for her liposuction-Yo momma so fat I ran around her twice and got lost-Yo mamma so fat that when she went to the fair people tried to ride her-Yo momma soo fat that when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket on the ocean-Yo momma soo old she farts out dust-Yo momma soo stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minuets-Yo momma soo ugly they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her bathroom-Yo momma soo fat she fell in love and broke it-Yo momma soo hairy big foot is takin her picture................. I have many more I could tell you but that would take me all day I hope you like these ones though!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-16 10:50:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Momma thought they were good last night.
2006-11-16 12:01:24 · answer #5 · answered by Nomadd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of weak I think. How bout your momma is so fat when she steps in an elevator it HAS TO go down.
2006-11-16 10:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by micah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only good one is the orange juice concentrate one. That one really got me.
2006-11-16 10:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by jozallen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some pretty good arguments.
2016-08-23 10:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm curious too
2016-08-08 19:30:38 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, those are old.
Second of all, they ain't that funny.
Third of all, I doubt your black.
Fourth of all, Wilmer Valderamma would be ashamed to read that crap.
2006-11-16 10:46:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋