Little Johnny's mother is taking a bath, having recently been discharged from hospital where she had all her pub*c hair removed. Johnny comes into the bathroom as she's drying off, and asks her what happened to her hair.
"I've lost my sponge," she says and send Johnny out to play.
A few minutes later, Johnny reappears and tells his mother he thinks he's found her sponge.
"Oh, really," his mum asks. "Where is it?"
Johnny answers, "The lady next door is washing daddy's face with it."
2006-11-16 10:35:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is damn near the funniest thing I have ever read. LMAO!!
2006-11-16 10:37:26 · answer #1 · answered by 81% Naughty, 19% Nice 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The old ones are the best.
2006-11-16 18:38:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice....lucky lady next door lol
2006-11-17 05:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by pixilated 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats was so funny. I think i have heard it before but it was still funny
2006-11-16 18:37:41 · answer #4 · answered by gaulde 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very gd 9/10
2006-11-17 04:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must say that was good I really liked it.
2006-11-16 18:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by hmm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was another one like that about a toothbrush, but still, it was very funny.
2006-11-16 18:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love this one!
2006-11-16 19:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by celia3018 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-16 18:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny I don't care who you are!
2006-11-16 18:39:05 · answer #10 · answered by Kenya F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋