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this guy is the bigget dirtest pig ever , he picks his nose and wipes it on his bed sheets walls , cloths and even under his table! thers snot every where and thats not all there like cloths lying all over his room he has this shirt in there for more than 6 moths and he still hasnt washed it , when he masterbates he squarts the sperm on hes curtins , his window / slide door is not see through any more theres pizza boxes with sperm in them his bed is brocken at a 40 degree and he still sleeps in it , his dog pissed in his room last 2 weeks and he still hassent cleaned it , in each corner theres fungis growing ! and his toe nails stink and there long and black!!!!!! please HELP the rest of the house is normal!

2006-11-16 10:24:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

OK OK.... I will clean my room.

2006-11-16 10:27:02 · answer #1 · answered by KingFunky 2 · 3 0

sounds more like a roomate than a friend lol. If he lives with anyone in that same room, have that person complain. If he lives in there alone, tell him the stench is getting in the hall and although you dont mean to be rude, he is being rude by affecting the rest of the house wiith the smell.

Another thing that works is peer pressure. Just stroll in (with old shoes) and just say, ugh man....this is disgusting...how do you live with a room this dirty?

2006-11-16 10:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by leikevy 5 · 0 0

You know a better way? Tell the other people who live with him to threaten him; if he doesn't clean his rom he's getting kicked out

2006-11-16 10:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by michelleee♥ 5 · 0 0

ewww stay out of it before u get infected or sick...im serious abt this...by the way u have said all of this, it seems like it definately is NOT a healthy environment...try to avoid his room
Hope I helped! Good luck!

2006-11-16 10:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 1 1

Its no longer something to fret approximately heavily! :P theyr only joking around, you be attentive to that incorporates previous age, they discover exhilaration interior the strangest issues. dont complication approximately it, i'm constructive they didnt propose to offend you! desire I helped! :)

2016-12-10 10:26:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Got dynamite? It is probally the best thing for his room! LOL! Good luck and have "FUN".

2006-11-16 10:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by skirtman29505 1 · 0 0

I suggest you stay away from that room because your gonna be sick before long.

2006-11-16 10:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by Kenya F 2 · 1 0

TIME TO GET TO SRUBBING, THROWING AWAY, GET OUT SOME SPONGES AND CLOROX, TIME TO WASH SOME CLOTHES, GET SOME SOAP AND WATER, VACUUM, GET A TRASH CAN, AND TIME TO CONSULT HIM ABOUT HIS UNHEALTHY AND DIRTY WAYS YUCK, NO OFFENSE BUT HOW ARE YOU GUYS EVEN FRIENDS?

2006-11-16 10:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell him to clean his room or you will never talk to him again!

2006-11-16 10:55:54 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet Thang 2 · 0 0

Get a cleaner friend.

2006-11-16 10:29:30 · answer #10 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 1 0

I give up. Is this a joke or a riddle?

2006-11-16 10:30:44 · answer #11 · answered by Momma Jo 6 · 0 0

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