My poo is too big and it wont flush , what to do?

Question

so i finally decided to go to the tolit but the feases i made is too big to be flushed , plus i already tryed flushing 20 times , please help befor my mom gets home!!!!!

Answer 1

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

maybe you should try to eat it b4 ur moma gets home?

Answer 2

If it wont flush and you desperately need to get rid of it try the traditional poo scoop. Roll up those sleves, swallow your dignity and place a rubbish bin beside the toilet. Take a deep breath and dive in and with one quick and efficent grab you will have that poo outta there in no time and mum will be none the wiser. Works every time.

Answer 3

get a knife from the kitchen and cut your feases into smaller pieces

Answer 4

1. take it out of the toilet (how, i have no idea) put it in a plastic bag, and throw it in the trash bin outside.

OR

2. take it out of the toilet, put it in a plastic bag, run to your neighbors house and set it on fire on their porch LOL

Answer 5

Break it up w/ the toilet brush. If it doesn't go down then, you've clogged the toilet and will need to plunge it.

Answer 6

Try taking it out and squeezing it, to make it smaller.

Answer 7

dig it out of the toilet and throw it away.. but put something over your hands.. you dont want to touch it..

Answer 8

get a straw and slurp it up
hurry!
gogogo!

Answer 9

Unless your crap is the size of a toddler, this is miscategorized.

Answer 10

thats nasty