Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" he asked.
"Oh, Bill, you didn't," she said.
"Yes, I did," he told her.
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" she asked.
"Oh... she got fired too."
2006-11-16 09:46:24 · 12 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha. that's hilarious, totally not what I was expecting. =)
2006-11-16 10:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I heard this from Larry the Cable Guy during one of the Redneck Comedy Tour shows on Comedy Central...
2006-11-16 17:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness so the pickle slicer was a chick....i didnt see that cumming
2006-11-16 17:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by gemini_girl 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I have heard something like this before. But I thought it was great.
2006-11-16 18:34:15 · answer #4 · answered by hmm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol,cute joke.Thank you for sharing.Have a good evening.
2006-11-16 18:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by ~♡~Moon Goddess~♡~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one already. Nice try though.
2006-11-16 18:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that already!
2006-11-16 18:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by Kenya F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was stupid dude not even worth a "LOL" even tho im not really "lol"
2006-11-16 17:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Romy 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ok
2006-11-16 18:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm disturbed....
2006-11-16 17:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋