13 things PMS stand for...
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid Section
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweat pants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly - Men Suck
People Make me Sick
and my favourite...
Potential Murder Suspect! :)
Any more girls?
2006-11-16 09:45:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you know fidgety that in 15th century Albania, the church waged war on sin by banging a big bass drum.It was a deafening noise which alarmed much of the population.Eventually,following complaints,the church agreed to replace it with the gentle sound of a minstrel.However one woman was still feeling irritable and went to her doctor.
"I can't get that thumping noise out of my head,and it's making me really bad-tempered."
"Ah,yes." said the doctor,"That will be the pre-minstral sin drum."
Why does it take three women with PMS to change a light bulb?
It just does!All right?
A woman does not get PMS --She becomes hormonally homicidal.
Reasons why it's great to be a woman
PMS is a legal defence for murder.
Bumper sticker--I have PMS and a handgun.Any questions?
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
2006-11-16 12:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Purchase More Shoes
Pass Me the chocolate Sweets
2006-11-16 20:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about this. Pu$$y May Stink. I am not a woman, but that time of the month it seems right to me with the mood women are in.
2006-11-16 19:15:17 · answer #3 · answered by bigslick60 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Pardon My Swearing
Please Move, S L U T ! (because i try to be nice, but i get mean)
Pardon My Sleeping (i always get really tired)
People Make Me Sad
People May Suffer
Please Make Supper (i usually get lazy)
Please, Meds Swiftly!!! (meds being ibuprofen:P)
thats about all i have for now
2006-11-16 21:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pass My Suitcase
2006-11-16 17:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by ste53 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pupetual man slauter
2006-11-16 17:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty,,kaye<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Putting up with Men's $hit
2006-11-16 17:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by Rowan 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Pass My Sanitary Towel (the obvious one)
Please Me Soon
2006-11-16 17:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'm not a girl, but my wife sometimes says it means "Putting up with Men's S>H>I>T>.
She didn't like mine, so i won't repeat it here.lol
2006-11-16 17:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by AEracer40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I asked my wife if the "P" stands for PRE- or POST-. She just said "Yes"
2006-11-16 17:51:39 · answer #10 · answered by ump_dutch 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋