Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man.
"How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
2006-11-16 09:40:14 · 18 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-16 09:44:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not! How do you know that you won't get caught? Somehow, we wives/girlfriends ALWAYS find out!! If you are in a committed relationship, then you shouldn't cheat. If you are not happy, find out the reason why. If it can't be solved then just break it off. Whether you cheat on a test or cheat on your girl, it's still wrong.
2006-11-16 09:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by dabremers@verizon.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke, but come on dude, NO. Why even have a relationship if you are only going to do that to her. Better off being honest from day one, not getting married or dating seriously and playing the field.
2006-11-16 09:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by Vikki Nicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer the question: No it is not okay to cheat even if you won't get caught. You will know, and a guilty conscience will find a way to expose itself.
In response to the joke: That is great I will have to tell my husband. Thanks.
2006-11-16 09:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by Poppet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was pretty funny :) But you still shouldn't cheat.
2006-11-16 09:42:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK number 1 that is a dumb joke
number 2 No it is not ok you sick freak!!
2006-11-16 09:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by soccer2music 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-11-16 09:44:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no becuase shes going to find out any way some how they have that power!?
2006-11-16 09:43:35 · answer #8 · answered by elvonsha k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
@ least one of us thinks cheating is funny... that is not me!!!
nice joke though
2006-11-16 09:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by pumpkin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...
and NO it is never ok...if you want to cheat...be with someone who is into that...dont break hearts.
all you need is love.
2006-11-16 09:44:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha but its Wrong to cheat on you girl!
2006-11-16 09:45:56 · answer #11 · answered by britt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋