I need ideas for a generalised food slogan. Please help!?

Question

I am in a business competition soon and I need a food slogan that I can use almost every time. My category is food marketing management level if that helps. I need something that I only have to change a little each time because I only have 10 minutes to come up with a solution to the problem (different each time). It must be catchy. Thanks!

Answer 1

Zero maggots per serving... guaranteed.

From my son - Just as tasty coming up as going down!

Answer 2

You'll feel a kick out of this that everyone can enjoy!
Come along and grab the good stuff!
~*Alyssa*~