A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh .. 22!".
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?".
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!".
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!".
2006-11-16 09:13:25 · 14 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!", replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' ".
2006-11-16 09:13:44 · update #1
Ive read all you have written and you seem to have a plethora of jokes and one lines, Where are you getting them from?
Ive shat myself that much laughing,
I'm sitting on a large mound of manure, with my head touching the celling and I think Ive broken a rib gostering
2006-11-16 09:34:48 · answer #1 · answered by ste53 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wickedly Funny, LOL
2006-11-16 17:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by honeb1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its ok I have heard it before though and I think the last one was the best.
2006-11-16 17:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by hmm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i get it.peole if you dont get it is that the blonde girl was saying happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to mandy.hahahah seee lololllllllllgood one dude
2006-11-16 17:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!!! I haven't heard it before.
2006-11-16 17:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-11-16 18:43:28 · answer #6 · answered by Kenya F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...niiicee!
thanx for the laugh! =]
2006-11-16 17:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny LOL!
2006-11-16 17:25:02 · answer #8 · answered by shiny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice!
2006-11-16 17:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by Rosie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh good one - ha ha ha ha
2006-11-16 17:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋