the jokes can be dirty, mean or just anything to use as a come back. thanx
2006-11-16 09:12:46 · 10 answers · asked by Poser, Scene, Emo Kid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no i don't need them for a class i just need them cuz me and someone else are having a Yo Momma joke off tomorrow
2006-11-16 09:16:23 · update #1
Yo momma is so stupid, the ***** went to the movies and saw under 17 not admitted so she went home and got 16 of her friends.
Yo momma is so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road.
Yo momma is so fat, I swerved to miss her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma is so dumb, the ***** bought a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo momma is so ugly, they had to tie pork chops around her neck when she was little so that way the dog could play with her.
Yo momma is so dumb, she was fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.
Yo momma is so fat, that she doesn't have lint in her belly button, she has sweaters.
Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her.
Yo momma is so ugly, that when she walks into a room, mice jump on chairs.
Yo momma is so dumb, that she got fired from a *******.
Yo momma is so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for a urine test.
Yo momma is so fat, that when I have sex with her, I have to slap her on the knee and ride the wave in.
Yo momm is so nasty, she was fired from her job at the sperm bank for drinkin on the job.
Hope these are what you are looking for. Good Luck.
2006-11-16 09:21:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the ultimate so far… yo mama so previous she left her handbag on noahs ark Your momma's so previous her breast milk is powdered Yo mamma so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus interior the attention! Yo mama so grotesque Bob the Builder regarded at her and reported i'm no longer able to restoration that. Yo mama so fats I took a photograph of her final christmas and it is nonetheless printing. ---------------------------------------... Mine: Yo mama sooo fats that, even Naruto did no longer believe it. (no longer so offensive) Yo mama soooo clever, she invented the Nobel Peace Prize. If in the beginning up you do no longer be triumphant, attempt left field. I have been given some new undies the day gone by. properly, it replaced into new to me. If #2 pencils are the main frequently occurring, are they nonetheless #2? i do no longer desire buns of steel. i desire buns of cinnamon. Marriage isn't a observe. it somewhat is a sentence. Photons have mass? i did no longer additionally be attentive to they have been Catholic. If I have been given a penny for each individual i've got met who's as desirable as you, i'd have all the money interior the international. i like my adult adult males like i like my coffee. floor up and interior the freezer. ---------------------------------------... My Favorites: you have the astounding to proceed to be silent, something you're saying would be misquoted, then used against you. the situation with intercourse interior the movies is the popcorn oftentimes spills.
2016-12-10 10:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should watch the show yo mamma on mtv the have a lot of good ones it may be coming on tonight I am not for sure
2006-11-16 09:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.
2006-11-16 09:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by Deb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's so many kinds of wrong but I love yo mamma jokes, great website with heaps of them, even tells you if they are clean or dirty.
http://www.thejokeyard.com/yo_mamma_jokes/index.html
2006-11-16 09:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by swelljosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama stink so bad she used underarm deoderant on her neck and called it perfume.
I don't know any others- best I could think of.
2006-11-16 09:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your moma so fat she sat on a pack of skittles and a rainbow came out +your moma so fat we steped in a elevator we going down if you know how to do the motor cycle do that to
2006-11-16 09:18:49 · answer #7 · answered by danielle c 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
semi dirty, made up myself.... i think it owns!
yo mama so stupid that when i asked her for a blowpop she gave me a blowj*b!
2006-11-16 09:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by aaandriy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u need it for class by any chance?
2006-11-16 09:14:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont be jeolous because your moms D I C K is bigger than yours
2006-11-16 09:52:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋