Should I keep my pimp hand strong?

Question

My ladies have been getting lippy lately. I need to know.

Answer 1

yes. and shop around for a nice ring. make sure it's as wide as your finger. that way, the ladies know which hand in the pimp hand. they always get it wrong. they end up flinching the other way and bamm. leaves a mark. so be kind and let them know which is which. good luck

Answer 2

I think you need to stop being a pig, go to church, and listen to the wise things the women around you might say. And if all that fails I hope you lose your "pimp hand" in some kind of freak garbage disposal accident. Good luck :)

Answer 3

Always keep da strumph in da pehmp han yung buck. Wat gud iz a gun wiffout bullits? Ya gotta be redeh ta let loose dat isht no'amsay'n?

I suggess workin it out. Like wen one of yo hos come walkin by, even if dey didn't do nun, juss coc'k it back outta nowurr like yous about to let fly. This exercises yo pehmp han musclez an' also improves yo agilitee and desteritee. Do dis at leas ten times a day.

Den wen it come time ta really let fly... da pehmp han will seem ta control isself, like ya is da jedi pehmp wif da pehmp force, an' knock dat betch back to wurr she need ta be, no'amsay'n?

Pers'nally I like ta use da phemp fake. Dis an intermediate move wurr ya coc'k back an' fake wif one han, make da betch cova in one direcshun, den come back wif da oda han, right upside her ho head no'amsay'n?

Keep it pehmpen yung buck. Keep it krunk.

Answer 4

Go down in the basement and fix your bicycle for next summer.

Answer 5

I think you should actually get laid. Then you would have more important things to think about.

Answer 6

i think you should come out of wonder land

Answer 7

Use it only on yourself ******