While tending to her housework, a woman asks her husband
"Will you please fix the cabinet in the kitchen? It's been barely holding on to it's hinges for weeks now."
He replies "Does it say 'carpenter' on my forehead?"
Surprised, she lets it go and returns to her housework. As she begins to clean the bathroom, she notices that the lever is getting stuck. She yells from the bathroom,
"Honey, the toilet's lever is stuck again! Can you fix it?"
She comes into the living room to find him reading the paper. He responds to the puzzled look on her face with...
"Do I have "plumber" written on my forehead?"
The next day, her husband comes home from work to find the Cabinet fixed, the toilet fixed, and a chipper spouse making the bed in the master bedroom.
"Who fixed everything?"
2006-11-16 09:04:53 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"A kind young gentleman came by today, said he was a handyman and asked if I needed anything done around the house. When he finished, he said I couldn't pay him with cash because I don't keep it around the house. He mentioned that was fine and that I could pay him by sucking his c*ck or cooking him a good meal."
"What did you cook for him?"
"Does it say "chef" of my forehead?"
2006-11-16 09:05:20 · update #1
:O
hee hee hee, it's too funny to be nasty
2006-11-16 09:12:09 · answer #1 · answered by Deb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sort of... well yea let me guess the next day the wife asked him to bring the mail down the post office to put in the mail box and he says,
"does it say mail man on my forehead?"
lol
2006-11-16 17:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by ♥loveisforever♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah its funny I have heard it before but I still love it. I think its great and always will be.
2006-11-16 17:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by hmm 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Moral of the story:
Don't mess with women they are clever
2006-11-16 17:48:32 · answer #4 · answered by harmony moon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before, and I think it is very funny!
2006-11-17 06:59:28 · answer #5 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not really THAT funny...its a little gross
but 1-10 this ones a 3
2006-11-16 17:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I heard this before so like yeah....
2006-11-16 17:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by michelleee♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-16 17:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this before, i find it funny :)
2006-11-16 17:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by JD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep very funny!
2006-11-16 17:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by aaandriy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋