One night a blonde and her husband were talking about things. and their conversation ended up being jokes about blondes. Afterwards the blonde was so tired of blonde jokes and how stupid blondes were. she decides that she will do something to impress her husband and make her look not-so-dumb. So she decides that she will paint the house. So the next morning right after her husband left she got right to work!! she painted for hours and hours. When her husband go home he found his wife in a big puddle o laying on the floor. He asked what was going on and what happened. She said that she was trying to impress him and then fainted after a while. e said honey why do u have winter jackets on you are sweating o death!! she said she was reading the directions and it said.... For best results apply to coats!!!
2006-11-16 08:34:16 · 12 answers · asked by Ginger 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...got a laugh outa that 1
2006-11-16 08:40:14 · answer #1 · answered by manasha_hunter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond goes into the dentist & needs a filing. The dentist notice she is wearing headphones & asked her if she was senitive to pain, & she just noded & said she need to leave the headphones on. So the dentist give her a little extra freezing & went ahead & filled the tooth, but as he was 1/2 way through he noticed her falling asleep. When he was finished he began to clean up & after removing the bib, he removed her headphones. The dentist left & came back with her bill, only to find out she was Dead, yep Dead. After the paramedics took her away, he picked up the headphones & listened to them. His jaw dropped & he remembered the blond girl saying she need the headphone on & he removed them.... & on the tape he heard: Breath In... Breath Out Breath In... Breath Out Breath In... Breath Out & repeat
2006-11-16 16:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) ive heard it before
2) the ending is For best results apply 4 coats!!!
3) other than that good job!
2006-11-16 16:41:44 · answer #3 · answered by Siesie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u must be a blonde 2 huh?
2006-11-16 16:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, dumb blonde joke.
2006-11-16 16:36:50 · answer #5 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats like something that would really happen too!
2006-11-16 17:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-16 17:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by michelleee♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2006-11-16 16:44:01 · answer #8 · answered by babykatdream099 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg stupid !! but made me laugh =]
2006-11-16 16:39:21 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow interesting....very interesting
2006-11-16 16:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋