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There are three men on a boat with 4 ciggarettes between them.
They have nothing to light the ciggarettes with (no matches, lighters, or any other thing you can make sufficiant heat with to light a ciggarette with) so how do they smoke?

2006-11-16 08:16:39 · 18 answers · asked by mr yass 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Well they could throw one cigarette off the boat? That way they've made it one cigarette lighter!

2006-11-16 08:21:01 · answer #1 · answered by btomkins88 2 · 2 0

step out of the boat and walk into the house and grab a lighter, or if they are in the boat being pulled have the driver pull over and use the lighter in the truck.

plus they smoke with their mouths and lungs not with lighters or matches.

trick question?

2006-11-16 08:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by just jen 2 · 1 0

Throw one of the cigarettes overboard and the boat will become 'a cigarette lighter'

2006-11-16 08:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by franja 6 · 0 0

One of them wore glasses, held these up to the sun and got a light that way ? or that took too long they gave up smoking !

2006-11-16 08:44:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they wait for the ride to finish, then ask for a light off someone? (thinking boat is a fairground ride?)

2006-11-16 08:20:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Throw one cigarette away to make the boat a cigarette lighter...

2006-11-16 09:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2017-02-19 16:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by jackson 4 · 0 0

use some twigs and spin it...then when it is lit Put tp a cig. best thing i can think of ...................is it a wooden boat? if t is use some wodd off of it...lol

2006-11-16 08:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by Butt Pirate. 2 · 0 0

do they have a magnyfying glass?
smokings bad anyway - enforced cesation is good

2006-11-16 08:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0 0

Heard it before

2006-11-16 08:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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