The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants".
2006-11-16 08:13:05 · 34 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad,
But an eskimo is driving and his car breaks down.
While looking under the bonnet, a Welsh farmer stops his tractor and asks does he need help.
The Eskimo says "yes" and the little welsh farmer looks under the bonnet.
"There's ya problem Boyo, You've blown a seal"
"So what" says the Eskimo "You Sh@g sheep!"
2006-11-16 08:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh...the Schoolboy Johnny jokes....some of my favorite jokes....nice one....
The teacher said to Johnny, "Johnny can you use these three words in a sentence: deduct, defeat, and defense." And Johnny replied... "Defeat of deduct went over defense before direst."
(For the peeple that dont get it...The feet of the duck went over the fence befor the rest.)
2006-11-16 08:53:48 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke is quite funny. But not the funniest today. I suppose it depends on how many other jokes you have heard today.
2006-11-16 08:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by John E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely one of funniest today
2006-11-16 17:28:03 · answer #4 · answered by Shoeb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's high on the list
2006-11-16 09:52:22 · answer #5 · answered by willow_muff_diver_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good
2006-11-16 08:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha yes!
2006-11-16 08:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by btomkins88 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-11-16 08:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty lame
Sorry
2006-11-16 08:21:25 · answer #9 · answered by metallica_rocks0122 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the first joke i heard today, so yes it is the funniest!!!!!!
2006-11-16 08:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋